Stuff 1
List of Ingredients
- Never lie, steal or betray a friend.
- Rinse Egg dishes with COLD water, Milk dishes with HOT water.
- Hold hands when crossing the street.
- Stir salt into boiling water right after adding the pasta.
- Rub a little shampoo into grease stains on washable fabrics.
- Wash hairbrushes & combs in a jar with hot water and shampoo.
- Learn how to make: Homemade spaghetti sauce, pizza dough, a basic white sauce & chicken soup.
- Pasta (macaroni & spaghetti) is NOT 'noodles'. Noodles have egg in them.
- Electric dishwasher detergent dissolved in hot water makes white curtains dazzle.
- Never, EVER mix bleach with ammonia.
- You can't make anyone love you.
- Keep old toothbrushes to get in hard to reach spots while cleaning.
- Learn to forgive yourself over and over again.
- When doing laundry, do the whites first, then the darks.
- Keep bay (laurel) leaves on your pantry shelves to ward off bugs.
- Don't frown, because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
- Keep bowls of baking soda in your refrigerator, freezer and kitchen garbage pail.
- Keep potpourrie in your car ashtray to fragrance the air and discourage smokers.
- Everyone puts his pants on one leg at a time.
- Use crumpled up newspapers instead of paper towels to wash window and mirrors.
- Give your children roots and wings.
- Everyday is a new adventure.
- If Life were gonna be a picnic, they woulda told us to pack a lunch.
- Never lose Hope. Hope is the poor man's bread.
- Ya can't win if ya don't play.
Instructions
- One is not born a woman, one becomes one. (Simone de Beauvoir)
- Life is not advancement. It is growth. It does not move upward, but expands outward, in all directions.
- "Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson." (Vernon Law)
- "Take a second look... It costs you nothing." (Chinese Proverb)
- "The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it." (H. Norman Schwarzkopf)
- "Hope is the pillar that holds up the world. Hope is the dream of a waking man." Pliny (AD c.23-AD 79)
- "Count not thyself to have found true peace, if thou hast felt no grief; nor that then all is well if thou hast no adversary; nor that this is perfect, if all things fall out according to thy desire." Honor� de Balzac (1799-1850)
- "Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority." William Arthur Ward
- "There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept." Ansel Adams (1902-84)
- "I think the world is run by C students." (Al McGuire)
- "The more thou stir it, the worse it will be." Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)
- "A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire." (Lido Anthony "Lee" Iacocca)
- "The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me, Ma.'" Lenny Bruce (1926-66)
- "Why love if losing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone." Clive Staples Lewis (1898-1963)
- Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
- Oxymoron du Jour: Legally drunk.
- Men: There are two theories for arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
- "Though we travel the world over to find thebeautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Best Pickup line I ever heard: "There's so much to say, but your eyes keep interrupting me."
- A women marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a women expecting she won't change, and she does.
- "There are too many people, and too few human beings."(Robert Zend)
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
- Laughter is brightest where food is best. (Irish Proverb)
- Religion is for those who fear hell.....
Spirituality is for those who've already been there.
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