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Ulimate meal recipe

List of Ingredients

1 c. Karo syrup
1/2 tsp. margarine
4 eggs, slightly beaten
1/3 c. Worcestershire sauce
2 Tbs. cocoa
1 small onion

Set onion aside. Combine remaining ingredients in medium saucepan and
cook on high for 35 minutes prior to husband/wife coming home. Make sure
to use old pan. Burn concoction to an unrecognizable blob. If stench
isn't bad enough, add vinegar. As you see hubby's/wife's vehicle approach,
cut onion to produce tears. Sob [come on guys it's a meal OUT vs you cooking get in that bathroom and practice at least a good hurt pout], "I've burned dinner and there's
nothing left to cook." Make such a fuss about the days misgivings
that spouse whisks you off to the restaurant of your choice. Enjoy!


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